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“R.A.I.” the Reliability.aiTMChatbot
Run till you failBy Dale Kersey
We don't believe in technologyBelieve that stuff is witchologyWE want our machines to scream and wail We run them flaming until they fail Pour water on the fire while they burnHotter the flames more overtime we earnParts cost more when you're surprisedProducts reduced before your eyes The more vibration the louder they soundThe hotter they run more failure boundWe save money in the short term nowNo PdM....... no way .......no how Intelligence is not our greatest claimWe tend to drown in the pouring rainWith our mouths wide open and noses held high We guzzle the rain until we die We destroyed our programAnd accomplished naughtBrand new machines with our money boughtRun to failure is the newest trendSanity and intelligence are beyond their end
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